/r/Memes L.O.R.E. Vol.1

"This oughta be some fun stuff!" Said the cheerful fluffy red Oni, from the shadows.

"Yeah I hope so, but if anything goes wrong, I want no part in it" The emo looking dude said with a grumpy voice, while walking away.

"Well I'll try my best" The Oni replied with an awkward smile, "Do you think the old man would be interested in the creation?"

"Hmph... maybe... no... I don't think so... you wouldn't want his help believe me" the emo's face was sweating with an anticipation mixed with fear.

The Oni kept staring at the beast until he disappeared into the shadows.

CHAPTER 1: THE BATTLE ROYALE
Once a upon a time... SpongeBob was hired to the Krusty Krab by Mr. Krabs, he was very happy so he went to his job. He met Squidward who was a dumbass so he ignored him but he found a new friend, Anakin Skywalker.

"What the hell?, what is a Star Wars character doing on a Spongebob episode?" asks Patrick. As Spongebob uses Twitter a lot he was offended by this and dumped Patrick and went with Anakin.

Patrick soon realized his mistake and decided to go on his own adventure to unite all meme characters, and hence giving birth to the r/memes verse as we know of it today.

"...and there you go, That's how the world was made. It was a pretty fascinating journey honestly and I'm so glad I got to experience it first hand" said a bot that was trying its best to appear human.

"Wait what like when did Patrick get multiverse powers what the fuck?" says a man with a cloak and lightsabers and shit.

"Uh that was some power that he always had I guess I dunno." the bot replied.

"So what happened after they entered the universe though?" the Jedi asked.

"Alright Imma tell you that too. Story time!" GL says, then it cuts to Patrick. After Patrick united all the meme characters from different universes, he went to Spongebob and showed him his new friends. One of the prominent meme characters was Shrek. Who everyone around praised as a God. Shrek saw Anakin. and then out of nowhere Shrek and Anakin started staring at each other.

"Uhm what happened? Why are you two staring at each other like you're about to go down on each other with the most passionate sex the world has ever seen?" Asks Patrick.

"Shut the fuck up we're having a staring contest" Shrek said, still staring at Anakin.

"Oh, uhm uhh so how long is this gonna last?" Patrick asks.

"However long it takes for this ugly ogre to blink. You guys can go by the way." Anakin replies.

"But you were supposed to be my friend. Why are you having fun with Shrek?" SpongeBob asks, kinda disappointed.

"Don't worry, it wouldn't take long for him to lose." Anakin replies. Then everyone starts leaving. But then some commotion starts. As they all came from different universes, no one knows where to go. They decide to barge into other people's houses and start living there. Nobody liked that.

The meme characters started fighting each other. Rick Ashley used his rickroll powers to fool everyone. Mario started jumping on people's head. Keanu Reeves starts shooting people because he is very wholesome. Big Chungus uses his sexy teeth to bite down opponents.

Meanwhile Shrek and Anakin's staring contest was still going on and a guy named 'Botbox' was sitting on a beach chair while eating popcorn and said "said start fighting I'm here for an hour". Shrek and Anakin continued staring at each other. Botbox said "Start fighting I'm waiting for an hour and this popcorn costs a lot of money."

Shrek says, "Popcorn doesn't cost that much."

Botbox says, "It is a frickin water proof popcorn it costs a lot and the extra water proof butter cost a lot too now start the fight."

Shrek asks "What the fucking hell is the popcorn water proof?"

Botbox says "because its underwater." Anakin and Shrek's faces were like "wut" and Botbox says "we are in Bikini Bottom remember? This is SpongeBob and Patrick's universe."

Shrek is confused and he says, "Then how can we breathe here?"

"I don't know, you guys are from different universes maybe this world's sciences don't apply to you."

Meanwhile, all the other meme characters are still fighting. Seeing this, BRUH_hasPATI comes it and says, "Guys stop fighting like that. What if we make it an official tournament? A battle royale? And whoever wins gets to live here", Everyone agreed. "Alright I'll make arrangements for it. Shrek, Anakin, you two stop staring at each other too it's weird."

The fight starts, in an area far from Bikini Bottom so that others are not harmed. Stonks guy does sneak 100 and attacks Rage Comics. Harry Potter starts throwing spells at Meme Man but he dodges it all. Then Harry aims a spell at Botbox but he uses the red Uno reverse card on him and fries Harry with his own spell. Crab Rave popped out of a hole and started dancing, while trying to chomp on someone. But unfortunately, he comes face to face with Gordon Ramsey. Gordon Immediately caught it and started cooking it. But right before he could eat it, Botbox sweeps in and burns Gordon's face with his own frying pan, and then slits his throat. Then he kills a few more random people.

"Wait what? no way that's impossible. I need to speak to the manager. There's no way my talented kids lost to this douche. The battle is rigged. Give me my kids back." The Karen moms started protesting when their kids died even thought they signed the contract which says dead children aren't the BR's responsibility.

"Oh I forgot. Karens are a meme too. I think I need to slaughter you too" and without wasting a breath, Botbox OHKO'd every Karen.

Then Keanu Reeves showed up and said, "In 2077, what makes someone a criminal? Getting cock. Speaking of getting cock, Have YOU ever wanted a robotic genital with expansions limited only by your imagination? Wait no more! in Cyberpunk 2077, you can have the genital of your choosing! Not only the type, but the functions too! Since we are in Night City, all you need to do is ask the right person and they can install anything you could desire into your penis/vagina! Imagine the possibilities! Flamethrower vagina! Rocket launch penis! A penis that can be played like the trumpet! A vagina that can be played like a kazzo! A genital that's just a living monkey! All of this is more is possible only in Cyberpunk2077. Pre-order now, available November 19th 2020."

Botbox was like, "What? Did you just do an ad in between of a fight? You should be punished for that." Then Botbox runs towards Keanu Reeves. He shoots Botbox but turns out he's a robot and can't be shot down. So he tries to get a hold of him. Fortunately he fails and then Botbox kills him.

Meanwhile, even in the battle royale, Shrek and Anakin continue their staring contest. Then suddenly Shrek jumps to a higher platform, hoping to make Anakin blink. Then he says, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground."

Anakin, who continues to stare at him, with his eyes filled with rage, says: "You underestimate my power. Also you really decided to do cheap tactics like that?"

"Yeah I did, what about it? It's not like people are gonna hate me for it, I'm the god of memes after all. Every redditor loves me." Shrek says in triumph.

"Bruh redditors are dumb fucks I ain't doing this shit I'm out" says Anakin while leaving the arena, automatically being disqualified from the royale.

"Uh I think that was it. Well Shrek has been disqualified for doing very weird stuff instead of combat. So Botbox is the winner. VICTORY ROYALE!!" Says Jupiter, which is BRUH_hasPATI's real name.

Cuts to Game Loader and the Jedi. "And do you know who Botbox is? None other than me of course."

"Oh wow damn that was really cool. So how did you end up from the victory royale to a fugitive?" The Jedi asks.

"Well Entropy, you see, there was one more meme character that I forgot about. Thanos' Groove."

After the Battle Royale ends, there's still two people fighting. Buffalofarmer and Thanos. But Thanos wasn't in his Groove form. He was in a much more sinister form... Whale Cum. Botbox, aware that Buffalofarmer is a literal God, stayed out of it.

"HAHAHA I will cum on you!" Thanos says menacingly.

"Bruh that's fucking disgusting and also it breaks the rules for nsfw. I will banish you to Brazil."

"Hah, try me! Everyone keeps spamming ThanosCum all the time. And everytime it's spammed my power increases." Thanos laughs menacingly.

"Oh, you're approaching me! Instead of being yeeted into the pit you're coming closer?" says BuffaloFarmer.

"I can't cum on you without getting closer" says Thanos.

Then Thanos and Buffalo have an epic fight. "Whale Cum! Whale Cum! Whale Cum!" "mute! mute! mute!"

Then suddenly the man behind the battle royale came upfront and it was Manstar. Meanwhile NotKhaos, who was considered strongest of them all, had had enough. He exploded on the spot and the energy released from him teleported all the remaining people to random locations. After the explosion he had enough energy left for him to lurk into the realm unknown to most, the MayMay realm!

GL says, "I teleported to Planet A-69420 where I trained and harvested and forged until I became known as the weapon master, that is, before Thanos once showed up on the planet with the Green Uno Reverse card, and tried to rob my best weapon, but he couldn't as I hid it right before. And now he chases me for the weapons. And I keep running. And I just happened to find you in one of the planets. So yeah, that brings us to this point."

"Wow that was one hell of an adventure. And I'm sure that this adve- WAIT! IS THAT- THE HOME PLANET OF THE BLUE UNO REVERSE CARD??" Entropy says as they get close to a blue planet.

"The blue uno reverse card?- the b-u -no- vers- ard? - th- bu-" The voices echoed as Jupiter and Manstar wake up from what looks like sleep of a millennia.

"What was that? Also where the fuck are we?" Jupiter gasped as he looks around, confused.

CHAPTER 2: THE POWER SURGE
"The blue Uno reverse card?- the b-u -no- vers- ard? - th- bu-" "What was that? Also where the fuck are we?" says a familiar voice, everything is dark.

"Look! I see some light over there. Let's go over there."

"Alrigh- Ow don't trip on me!"

"Sorry."

"Ow you did it again!"

"Dude I can't do anything this place is dark as fuck I have no idea where I'm going."

"Walk slower then, and maintain your distance from me."

"What if we get separated? I don't wanna be strangled in such a dark place all by myself."

"Ugh fine just be careful where you put your foot"

The two make their way to the source of the light. It was a big room with people in it. They're in some sort of dungeon. Some people were fighting in the ring, some were talking in one table, in the far corner some people were doing some paperwork. Jupiter and Manstar decide to make their way to the end with the people doing paperwork, as they seemed the most sane of them all.

"Uh hello? What place is this? We kinda ended up here coz of a casuality hehe" Jupi says feeling anxious.

The guy gets startled and says, "What? One doesn't just end up here out of no where. This place is super restricted to anyone other than us!"

"Then how am I here? Are you telling me I'm part of your weird cult now?" Jupi asks, getting more and more confused.

"Okay first of all, we aren't a cult. And second of all... hm maybe you are a new member of our cult. Mind explaining the casuality to me?"

"I'm not really sure how much of it I'm supposed to give away so uhh, is there any other way to sort this out?" Jupiter says, being suspicious of him. Manstar looks at him and tries understanding what's happening.

"I don't know man try going to the place of that casuality and investigating yourself maybe?"

"Oh uh sure thanks for the advice." Jupi and Manstar start walking out when they overhear some talk from the round table.

"Yeah a Jurrasic Park for Dino Nuggies instead of actual dinosaurs? I don't know, it seems too wacky." Says one guy.

"Shhhhh lower your voice or Munchkin will get in trouble." Another guy says in lower voice but Jupiter overhears in any ways. Then both of them leave.

"So... battle royale field?" Manstar asks.

"Nah before I teleported I caught a quick glimpse of Notkhaos leaving for the Maymay realm. There's no point going there." Jupiter replies.

"Oh, also, I've been thinking about another thing, why didn't you tell them?" Manstar asks.

"Because that's the Maymay realm we're talking about. Our realm and Maymay realm don't really get along y'know. Plus there was no point in telling them since I know Notkhaos ain't there anyways." Jupiter answers.

"Oh... alright then. Guess we're off to different paths now. See ya some other time aro..." Manstar is interrupted.

"No wait. You heard about Munchkin right? Let's go give her a visit and see what this dino nuggies park thing is all about" Jupiter holds Manstar's arm.

"Sure I guess." Manstar tries saying, while already being dragged by Jupiter.

On their way to Bikini Bottom, both of them feel a surge in their powers. At one point Jupiter tries going for a hand shake with some dude but accidentally throws him flying. They both find it very weird and decide to ask Munchkin about it while they're at it.

Munchkin is a known scientist. Some also believe she's secretly a God. They reach a building in Bikini Bottom. They ring the bell. "Be right there" a voice says back. A few moments later, the door opens. A yellow dog, walking on hind legs, opens the door. Her big black nose sniffed the air, "Greetings. How may I help you?" Munchkin said with a big smile.

"You're a scientist right? There have been strange incidents happening with us so I thought maybe you could help us with that?" Manstar says.

"Strange aura of some sort? I pick it up too. Come on in." Munchkin invites them to the building. They both walk in.

"Huh... didn't notice the aura until you mentioned it... but yeah that too" Jupiter says, "So what do you think this aura is? By the way it also helped us access a dungeon that was supposedly very secret. So yeah what's up with that?"

"Lemme run some tests on it." Munchkin says, and spends the next half an hour doing different tests on both Jupiter and Manstar. After some time she exclaimed, "HOLY MOLY THE WAVELENGTH OF THIS RADIATION IS MIND BLOWING" Then she starts taking notes. Then she suddenly asks, "Uhm... by the way who recommended you to come to me?"

Jupiter had his guard up. He said, "No one. One of the people in the dungeon gave some different advice, but that didn't help so I remembered you. I heard about you from a friend of mine."

"Hmm alright then." Munchkin seemed a bit relieved. "Well can I ask a favor from you guys? There's a project I've been working on but it requires a very specific type of energy. Can you lend me your power?"

"Sure. What's it about? Jupiter asks, while closing in on Munchkin, then focusing some of his energy onto his hand and firing on her back. The aura gets cancelled out by something. Jupiter's eyes widen and he starts palpitating. "Oh sorry about that. I think I don't know how to control this power fully yet."

"It's alright. Well I don't think I can tell you what the project is about." Munchkin says. A huge silence is followed, which is broken by both of them saying something at the exact same time.

"Is the project related to dino nuggies in any way?"

"You might be wondering why the energy didn't work on me"

Both their eyes widen. Then squint. Munchkin suddenly throws a surprise attack on Jupiter. Jupiter gets hit by it and paralyses. Before Munchkin can land another hit, Manstar tries hitting her with an aura beam, but instead creates a portal to somewhere. Manstar drags Jupiter into the portal. Munchkin tries catching them but stops right before stepping into the portal. She hesitates. The portal closes.

They both fall into a place surrounded by volcanoes. "What just happened? What did I do? Where are we?" Manstar said frighteningly. There was a cave nearby. A figure greeted them from the shadows, eyes gleaming, and big horns coming out. "Is this hell? Are you Satan?" Manstar exclaimed.

"Not really but I could be one for you." the creature emerges from the shadow. He had a black cloak on, A black cat with bright eyes was laying on his shoulder. "The name's Wen, the ruler and protector of the pit. What felonies have you committed which got you here?"

"Uh we just followed a portal and reached here. The portal was uhm... made by me... accidentally." Manstar answered, afraid of the demon that stood in front of him.

"Not possible. This place can only be accessed by Mod Gods. And I don't remember you two rats being ones... actually nevermind I don't remember all the ModGods anyways. They ain't as interesting as me." Wen says, looking down on Jupiter and Manstar from his enormous body.

"Ugh not more of this shit again! We've dealt with our fair share of ending up in places where we're not allowed already today. Some dungeon was running a cult and we interrupted their orgy.

"Hah so you are new Mod Gods after all. That dungeon you visited was the place where some ModGods moderate the universe. And also please don't mind the orgy. They're wayyyy too horny so that's sorta something you have to deal with." Wen says.

"The fuck you mean we don't mind? They actually have orgies? I just said it as a joke." Manstar asks and stares awkwardly at Wen.

"Oh uhm uhhh forget about that I was joking too. Anyways. I don't see you as really competent. Mind doing some chores to prove your competence?" Wen says with a smile.

"I... did not sign up for this... but I guess I won't mind being a literal God either. I'm Manstar by the way, what's the task?" Manstar asks.

"And what about you big guy?" Wen asks, looking at Jupiter, who was still paralysed and laying down. "What's this guy's name? And what happened to him?"

"His name's BRUH_hasPATI but I call him Jupiter. And I'm pretty sure he won't mind either. He got hit by an energy wave from Munchkin the scientist." Manstar replies.

"Munchkin? She did it? Why? Did y'all act like sussy bakas?" Wen asks.

"Uh Jupiter said something that offended Munchkin I guess... don't remember what it was though." Manstar answers. "Now, tell me what we need to do."

"Alright, in the Swamps of Reddit island, lives an Ogre named Shrek. Every redditor praises him and considers him the peak of comedy. I believe he's cringe though. He is the prime example of reddit hivemind, which is unfunny as fuck. So I want you to eliminate him."

CHAPTER 3: UNO
There is panic in the dungeon, people are talking about going somewhere. A buffed dude in red coat commands people to make preparations to depart immediately. Everyone is in a rush. A team sets out on a mission. One of them was having his doubts. A catboy, both nervous and excited to set out on his first mission as a ModGod.

"Nervous much White Cat?" A grumpy cat asks, then looks at his computer screen, and sees two people walking towards the dungeon. A drop of sweat rolls down her face.

"Uh mhmm. This is my first mission. I don't know anything. I'll be looking up to you Wolfdijon." White Cat says with a smile.

"Uh about that... I've gotta take care of something else right here so I can't go to the mission. But I believe in you." Wolfdijon smiles, "You can do it, have faith in yourself. You ain't alone, Sully, Catawan and El Padre will be there too."

"Thanks. I'll do my best." White Cat says and then leaves with the group.

Wolfdijon gets back to the computer screen. "Hmm so we're expecting company." Everyone gets back to their business. Some start talking on the round table, some start wrestling. Soon Jupiter and Manstar enter through the front door, having no idea where they are.

A spaceship crashes into a planet. The glass opens and Loader and Entropy struggle their way out of it. They're rained with hellfire. They keep running to dodge every one of them.

Loader takes out something from his bag and throws it on the ground. The ground explodes, forming a pit. Loader and Entropy get inside some of the debris to be protected from hellfire. "If you had a bomb then why didn't you throw it at Thanos instead?" Entropy asks.

"He's too far. The gravity and atmosphere in this planet do not provide for the projectile in which I can throw the bomb at him." Loader answers.

"You did not just calculate all that by just looking did you" Entropy is impressed.

"I did. I possess the knowledge and smartness unrivalled by any except ModGods." Loader says.

"Wow... then tell me Mr. know-it-all, how do we deal with Thanos?" Entropy asks.

"We don't. Instead, we wait." Loader says.

"Wait for who? OH WAIT NO WE DON'T. I NEED THAT UNO REVERSE CARD FOR MYSELF! I will get that before the ModGods arrive." Entropy gets frustated and stands up to leave, before getting interrupted by Loader.

"Do you even know where the card is?" Loader says calmly. Entropy stops. "I could tell you where it is, but I won't, I don't want it to fall on unworthy hands. Not you, I'm talking about Thanos. Even if you do locate it, there is a very slim chance that you acquire it before Thanos does. He has the green uno reverse card too. And he also has an army. Hence there is no point in even trying."

"Why would I believe you that you actually know where it is? You could be bluffing." Entropy says, while sitting back down.

"I've studied all four of them, and not to mention, acquired one to myself. Bluffing to you will not profit me in any manner" Loader answers, "Actually nevermind, I don't know everything about the red uno card. But I do have complete knowledge over the other three."

"There are 2 more cards? I never even knew there existed cards other than blue and green. I devoted my life to acquire the blue card, and never even bothered learning about its allies. Would you... tell me about them?" Entropy asks.

"Alright. So there are four uno reverse cards. Contrary to their names, they don't have much to do with reversing shit. They were just given those names because I thought those names are cooler than just calling them colored cards." Loader says.

"Wait you named those cards?" Entropy asks.

"Yeah the existence of these cards is not very well known so no one bothered naming them so I was the first person who did. Each card exists in a planet of its own, and each card grants you something. Let's start with the yellow card that I have. I was just fortunate enough that the planet Notkhaos teleported me to was the yellow card's home planet... planet A-69420" Loader keeps talking.

"Wow what a well thought out name for the planet that holds the literal element of intelligence. Also you didn't have to fight anyone to get it? Like there weren't ModGods guarding that planet?" Entropy interrupts Loader.

"I named the planet before I acquired the yellow card." Loader speaks again. "And that version of me was probably the dumbest person on the memeverse. And to answer your second question, no, ModGods only care about the blue card as the holder of the card becomes a ModGod himself. There were other protectors of the yellow card though." Then Loader goes into flashback....

A man with a shaved beard was sleeping, listening to music when suddenly he woke up to a thud. "Huh? what was that?" He sees in his tab, some junk fell into his home planet. He decided to go meet him. It was Botbox. "Greetings! How may I help you?" His first guess was that this person is looking for the card of knowledge and intelligence. But he knew that wasn't the case. Botbox was too beat up to want to fight for the card. He also noticed another thing, that he is an Artificial Intelligence. They're usually smarter than others.

Botbox gets up and says, "Hello there"

Staer replies, "Game Loader"

"I see you're not a man of culture, you were supposed to say General Kenobi there" Loader says.

"Why would I? You aren't General Kenobi are you? I just called you by your name. Also, were you expecting me to be aware of your arrival beforehand? You don't seem much surprised by the fact that I know your name." Staer asks.

"No I wasn't, but thanks for telling me anyways, I forgot my name so I just called myself Botbox." Loader says.

'This man is dumb as fuck what the hell' Staer thinks to himself. He then asks, "Anyways, what brings you here? Are you here to acquire the epitome of knowledge and intelligence? You do seem like you need some of that."

"Can you beat Minecraft with knowledge?" Loader asks.

"You can do a lot more than just beating Minecraft. But you need to prove to me that you are even worthy of it. Go on, impress me." Staer commands Loader.

"I won the battle royale" Loader says.

"Yeah I know that, but that doesn't account to anything. That was so painfully obviously staged to serve as a plot device. Alright answer this: What is orange and sounds like parrot?"

"A killer parrot smeared with blood of his enemies, I'm colorblind so I see red as orange." Loader answers.

"You're the only one who's colorblind so that's not an universal answer. Also I sure you're not actually colorblind." Staer starts getting a bit frustated.

"Okay i take that back. The answer would be... Donald Trump." Loader says.

"Well I suppose Donald Trump is orange but he doesn't sound like parrot. Are you even listening the question?" Staer gets more frustated.

"What even does sound like a parrot? Parrots can mimic people's voices can't they? So technically Donald Trump sounds like a parrot who mimics Donald Trump." Loader.

"That.... actually makes sense, what the hell you're not as dumb as I thought after all! No that was probably a bluff. Answer this next question: If there was a ship named 'The Ship of Thesius', and over many years, all the parts of it get replaced by newer parts. But at the same time, someone else assembles all the older parts of the ship to make a new ship. So which one of the two ships is now The Ship of Thesius?" Staer asks.

"Are the different parts of the ship of thesius called 'the', 'ship' 'of' and 'thesius'? Or maybe each part is named after each letter in 'The Ship of Thesius'. That means all the letters arranged in that way will make the ship of Thesius, no matter where it was arranged." Loader says.

Staer stays silent for a moment, and then exclaims, "Wow... are you sure you don't have the card of knowledge and intelligence already? Because that was... genius!"

"Huh, so things are named that way after all. That means my head is called game and my body is called loader. Interesting." Loader says.

Staer gives a blank stare. He thinks to himself, 'so he is a dumbass after all! but even tho he's so dumb he's still somehow outwitting me! How is that happening?' He then says, "Hmm, you sure are a great philosopher. I assume you'd make great use of the card of knowledge and intelligence." Staer opens his third eye and starts casting some spell.

"Filosofi" Loader says.

"Yeah, philosophy" Staer says and then continues casting the spell.

"Wouldn't it be funny if I spelled philosophy with f instead of ph and i instead of y?" Loader says and then starts laughing.

"Wha? No it won't. That joke was so bad my IQ dropped by 0.086 points." Staer then finishes his spell, and then pulls a yellow card out of thin air. "There you go, it's yours."

"The yellow Uno Reverse card! This will definitely make me lose my next uno round." Loader then takes the card from Staer's hand. He then stares at it and says, "That's not an uno card is it."

Staer starts laughing and says, "No shit it's not."

The flashback ends. Back beneath the debris in the blue planet, Loader continues his story, "The next couple of days we spent mining for ores, making new weapons, planting crops and taking care of our farm... Until one peaceful day, Thanos showed up. Back then I assumed he was after the weapons I built. But just now I am realizing that he's after the yellow Uno reverse card. Thanos is after all four of them. Staer told me some things about the other three cards. The green card symbolises popularity and likeability. It was protected by Batman back in planet gen, the same planet where it all started, where the battle royale took place. You already know about the blue card. The red card is the most mysterious of them all. Even Staer didn't know where it was located. He did tell me what it symbolises though. It symbolises..."

BOOM

Loader was interrupted by a loud thud. "They have arrived! The ModGods!"

In another part of the planet, Catawan, flaunting her orange hoodie and round glasses, dodges a punch from Thanos, then dodges another, then holds the third punch and kicks his chest. Then Sully the human burger tries attacking from behind but Thanos turns and smacks him. Then El Padre comes flying towards him and Thanos tries punching him, but he ducked and then sprang, landing an uppercut.

All three were going all out on Thanos, while White Cat was looking at them from a distance, star stuck, until Catawan made a call, "White Cat it's your mission too, some help would be appreciated." White Cat got anxious, but then he took a deep breath and pounced towards Thanos. He landed on his face and scratched it, then jumped back. Then pounced again to land another scratch, but Thanos pushed Catawan to his front, and he knocked her instead.

"Catawan? I'm sorry I didn't mean to... sigh, I'm not helping am I" White Cat was disappointed in himself. Suddenly he gets kicked from behind by Thanos and goes flying.

"You're doing great for your first mission White Cat, focus on your mission!" El Padre says, and then immediately gets a punch in the face. Thanos then holds Sully by his neck and throws him too. He then takes out his green uno reverse card and uses its power.

"No! We can't stop it in time." Catawan says while on the ground. White Cat gets up and starts running as fast as he can. Suddenly a crack forms on the ground, and the blue card comes out flying. White Cat springs up to kick Thanos before he gets the card, but mid-air, he gets shocked, Thanos holds the card and uses its power to smack White Cat back.

CHAPTER 4: MODGODS
"Who the hell gave you permission to sign a contract with satan without my permission?" Jupiter asks Manstar, slightly annoyed by him, while they're walking to somewhere.

"Please don't deny" Manstar joins his hands, "I'm sure you'll enjoy it, we get to be literal Gods, isn't that interesting?"

"Hmph!" Jupiter and Manstar continue walking. Suddenly Jupiter stepped on some mud. He looked down, "Huh?" he looked back up. "Is this it?" He asks Manstar.

"Should be, according to what Wen said" Manstar said, looking ahead, into a marshy land. "There's a hut over there."

In the dungeon, Wolfdijon is doing some paperwork, visibly frustated, "Aaargh!" He slams his head on the keyboard. "This is going to be the end of me."

Munchkin looks at the table in front of her in her lab, her face is palpitating. She picks up a dino nuggie from a bowl and stares at it, with big eyes and small pupils.

In his cave, Wen is working on a bot, with another demon sitting next to him in assistance. "Get me a cup of water please, lilith." lilith gets up, goes to another room, picks up a cup.

BOOM

She hears a loud noise. She runs back to Wen, only to not find him. The bot is still there, there is a black spot on the ground from which smoke is rising. lilith is scared.

"I had a vision, of the future." Staer was speaking when Thanos was attacking A-69420. "I guess that happens randomly when you have the yellow card. The details of that vision are blurry, but I see, a dystopia, and it all begins with Thanos... and a few others. A new era is upon is, the beginning of which is marked by Thanos acquiring the fourth card. I don't want to continue travelling, knowing the future is doomed. Hence I choose to stay here. But you, please get the card to its rightful owner. I'm sure you will find him along the journey." Loader was in tears, as he closed the spaceship, leaving Staer behind, and then started it. This was a flashback Loader had, while in the blue planet, looking at Thanos possessing the blue card, having a rough idea of what's to come.

Thanos was in disbelief. He looked at the card in his hand and said, "It was... that easy?" Sully runs to attack him, but is held mid air, and slammed back to a rock.

"The card, it doesn't look like it's on its full power, yet it outpowered Sully by a lot! Sully is the strongest of us 4 and yet..." Catawan says in dismay.

Next up El Padre runs towards Thanos, but as Thanos is about to use the card's power, Sully picks up the rock he got slammed into, and throws it on Thanos. Then soon Catawan and White Cat jump on him too. Thanos holds them all mid air with his right hand, and then lifts his left to hold Sully too, but he's not there. Then Sully jumps from behind and holds his left arm. Thanos then throws the other three and punches Sully. Sully did not see that coming, and he fell to the ground, forming a mini crater, with his face bleeding. Then as Thanos is about to stomp him, THUD, Lightning starts.

In the pit, Wen is on the ground outside his cave. "Wen, today's the day we finally settle the score, who is superior among the two of us." A man with white hair and a white bear said, filled with aura. He then charges straight towards Wen.

Wen deflects him with a force field and then says, "That was never in question, I'm always superior. Now go away Jim, I don't have time for this." He then gets up.

"Bullshit. You aren't even loved by the community. I have my whole jimp army that loves me. Yet you think you're better than me just because you defeated me in one stupid match?" Jim says.

"I don't need a childish army to prove that I am loved. I hate simps anyway. I'm here to do my duty, not assemble an army of butt wipers." Wen then starts walking back to his cave.

"Oh no you don't decline my challenge like that! You're afraid of me aren't you" Jim says.

"Think whatever you think. two of your esteemed jimps are on a mission and I gotta send them aid soon. Now go away." Wen says while continuing walking.

Jim charges towards Wen, but is obstructed by someone. "Didn't you hear what he said? Go away!" The big, two horned, muscular red man said.

"Who the hell even are you?" Jim asks.

"I'm Satan" He says.

"And I'm Jesus now fuck off" Jim says and then throws him back.

A big red Oni walks into the scene. "Ahaha modgod fight? Interesting. A healthy rivalry spirit is always enjoyed." He says.

Wen stops and turns around to him and says, "Hey Babar, what do you need?"

"Oh I don't need anything. I've just come here to invite you to the festival I'm planning. The season of holidays is coming!" Babar says cheerfully.

"Uhh Christmas season isn't for another month." Jim says.

"Exactly, there's only a month left. Oh you know what I was thinking? Why not hold and official fight tournament against you two? That could be one of the main events of the festivals." Babar says while hugging Jim with one hand.

"Hmm I actually kinda like that idea. Whaddaya say Wen?" Jim asks with a smile.

"Hmm alright, I'm in. Imma go work on my bot now." Wen then enters the cave.

In the swamp, Manstar knocks the door of the hut. "What are you doing? We're here to kill him not invite him to your birthday party" Jupiter says and then kicks the door open.

The inside of the hut was dark, until two angry eyes were seen in waist length. "Uhh he turned out shorter than expected."

Then the eyes charged out of the shadows and tackled Manstar. Manstar fell to the ground while Jupiter caught it from behind. "Hmm, it's just the donkey. We don't need to kill him. The one who we need to kill is..." Jupiter pauses while talking. He looks back into the hut.

GRUNTS Shrek walks out slowly, disgust in his face, he says, "who the hell let you in?"

"Shrek, we've got reports that you're causing cringe to spread. You're a danger to good humor. So we must finish you before the cringe spreads further in the r/memes realm. Jupiter says confidently, clearly trying to hide his fear.

"Hmm hmm interesting. NOW GET OFF MAH SWAMP" Shrek screams, expelling his bad breath to Jupiter's face.

Jupiter then tries holding Shrek's neck, but it was so fat that he couldn't get a grip of it. Shrek uses this opportunity to uppercut Jupiter. He falls far away. Manstar gets up and tries aiming for his legs, but gets headbutted by the donkey. "Oh I don't wanna deal with you now" Manstar says, getting up again. Donkey charges for him again. Manstar tries holding his head but donkey bites his right hand. Manstar then pulls donkey's ear with his left hand. Donkey screams and leaves Manstar's hand.

Shrek then walks in and holds Manstar's neck high in the air. "You look like a good meal for tonight's dinner." He then squishes his neck further. Jupiter lands a flying kick on his head, but that wasn't enough to make him flinch. He gets angry and throws Manstar on Jupiter.

Manstar faints, but Jupiter was ready to fight more. He tries going for the hit but Shrek catches him. Shrek then says, "hahaha, I will punch you 69 times, to prove that reddit humor is superior." He then starts punching him.

"Go go go go go we're late!" a pink man with a human face says while using a mechanical scooter. "Can't this stupid lonely bot be a little faster?"

Lightning continues to strike in the blue planet. Thanos looks around him. A portal opens up and a purple among us comes out of it. "All of you" he says, "All of you are useless fucking cunts." He looks at all the mods lying on the ground, defeated.

"MasterJBT, He has 2 cards! We've tried our best, but even Sully couldn't defeat him." El Padre says.

"Stop with the excuses! Agreed, the blue card is stronger than you, but you were getting your ass kicked even when he had just the green card. Modgods should never be bested by the power of green card. All of you are incompetent." MasterJBT then looks back at Thanos.

Thanos fires a beam at him. He jumps into a vent. "What? I swear that vent wasn't there a second a- huh!" He gets interrupted by MasterJBT jumping out from another vent right in front of him. Thanos then tries using the blue card's power from a close range on him, but MasterJBT dodges it and then tries snatching the card from him, but Thanos retreats it.

MasterJBT then jumps back. He then tries summoning another lightning, but is interrupted by a phone call. "I'm busy Wolfdijon call me la-"

"JAY YOU HAVE TO SPARE ME SOME RELIEF I'M GOING CRAZY OVER HERE! Beef is missing, OneTap was fired, and there's a heckton of new faces, we have smoL, Avian, Zach, Stabcrafter, BRUH_HasPATI, Manstar and now a few minutes ago Stalin too? You do realise that I have to do all the paperwork and all formalities for all of them right? Why do we even need so many Modgods I think we have enough of them already!" Wolfdijon rants from the other side of the phone.

Jay kept trying to say something throughout the rant, while also dodging all of Thanos' attacks.

"Stop giving out mod powers like candies" Wolfdijon says.

"Candies nuts fit in your mouth haha" Jay says.

"Ugh be serious for once." Wolfdijon says.

"Okay what the hell do you mean we have enough Modgods? We have enough of them in numbers but all of them are incompetent as hell! Also don't worry about Stalin he won't be on the list for long." Jay then cuts the phone while Wolfdijon was still trying to say something.

He then looks at Thanos and says, "Okay enough games, you're boring to fight." Then he glows up his arm, and goes for a straightforward punch. Thanos tries shielding his face with the card, but Jay never punches him. He swiftly goes near him, snatches the card and then flies above without ever landing a punch. "Your work here is done."

"You're not gonna finish him?" Catawan asks.

"I don't have a reason to do I?" Jay says, then jumps into another vent.

Meanwhile near Shrek's swamp, The pink guy finally reaches Shrek's swamp. "Why does this bot only have the scooter option? That's slow as fuck." He then looks forward, Manstar is on the ground and Jupiter is getting punched by Shrek. "Oh no I'm late" He says and turns the scooter into a drone, and then rushes towards them.

"19, 20, 21" Shrek keeps punching Jupiter while keeping count.

"Lonely bot, plus attack!" The pink guy commands, and the lonely bot launches to Shrek's face. Shrek loses grip over Jupiter, and releases him to ground.

"What the hell do you want now?" Shrek asks the pink guy in anger.

"I am Danklovic, the CEO of comedy, and you're spreading cringe humor among the people. That makes you my nemesis." The pink guy says.

Manstar wakes up at this point. Shrek says, "Listen here kiddo, this donkey you see here? He's fucked dragons before. Now leave before he fucks you up too" The donkey stares at Danklovic angrily.

"Shut the fuck up." Danklovic says, then presses a button on lonely bot, and then grins. "plus shame Shrek and donkey!" Lonely bot then lets out two powerful beams towards Shrek and donkey which vaporises them.

"WHOAA THAT. IS. AMAAZING" Manstar gets up to get near lonely bot. "This bot is so powerful! Did you make it?"

"Nah I was just tasked to bring it here." Danklovic answers.

THUMP

Munchkin jumps into the scene, with a dinosaur mech armor. "Manstar and Jupiter, you didn't think I'll let you get away with knowing my secret so easily did you?"

Manstar looks at her. He then smirks. "Time to test this for myself, Lonely bot, plus shame Munchkin!"

"You cannon shame a Modgod, get shamed yourself" The lonely bot speaks up in a mechanical voice, turns towards Manstar and lets out a beam.

Manstar quickly looks at it, "WAIT WHA-"

CHAPTER 5: HOLIDAYS
"Manstar and Jupiter, you didn't think I'll let you get away with knowing my secret so easily did you?" Munchkin says in a menacing dino mech armor.

"Time to test this for myself, Lonely bot, plus shame Munchkin!" Manstar commands lonely bot

"You cannon shame a Modgod, get shamed yourself" The lonely bot speaks up in a mechanical voice, turns towards Manstar and lets out a beam.

Manstar quickly looks at it, "WAIT WHA-" He gets hit by the beam and then disappears.

"cough* Manstar! what the hell?" Jupiter speaks, "Hey you vagina man, what happened to Manstar?"

"My name is Danklovic, and Manstar should be safe, no need to worry, he just got warped to somewhere else" Danklovic says.

"gasps* Huh? Not again I won't let you pests flee from me so many times." Munchkin says, then attacks Jupiter with a dino hand. Jupiter faints. She then drags him with her.

"Stop it! What are you doing? lonely bot, plus slowmode" Danklovic commands the bot.

"Modgods are immune to slowmode" Lonely bot speaks in a robotic voice.

"Bruh this dumbass is good for nothing." Danklovic says.

"Lonely bot, plus shame BRUH_HasPATI and Munchkin." Munchkin says.

"You cannot shame a Modgod, get shamed yourself." Lonely bot says, then lets out a beam towards Munchkin and Jupiter. But it only vaporised Munchkin while Jupiter was still lying there.

Munchkin had her eyes squinted. She slowly opened one eye. She looked down. BRUH_hasPATI wasn't there. "Huh?" she exclaimed, opened both her eyes and looked around. It's the pit. "OH, Oh my god" she got startled to find herself in the pit. She instantly opened a portal.

"Madame Munchkin" She was stopped by a voice. "That's a nice armor you got there" It was Wen. "Why are you in a hurry though?"

"Uh hello Wen, Uhm about this armor, I was just kinda messing around in this lab and made this armor to fight crimes more easily, cool isn't it?" Munchkin answers nervously.

"Oh, the dino nuggies jurrasic park, that's for fighting crimes too? Attacking BRUH_hasPATI and Manstar must've been a crucial step in your crime fighting isn't it?"

"Oh you know me Wen, I didn't want random nobodies getting into the modgod team, that's why I was just testing them that's it." Munchkin says.

"Munchkin there's no point hiding it, Manstar has told be everything" Wen says.

"Oh Wen I apologise I didn't mean any harm I just wanted a dino nuggies jurrasic park for myself because they're SO FREAKING COOL! but I knew such a big project will not be approved by the council so I decided to stay secretive about it I mean I could've just made it with my own powers but I knew if I kept my own power traces in it then I'd be backtracked to it that's why I tried using BRUH_hasPATI's powers instead but that didn't work out either please don't fire me I'm your favourite mod so you won't fire me right? RIGHT?" Munchkin says while panicking.

Wen just looks at her with a slightly disgusted face.

Meanwhile Manstar messes around in the pit. He spots a girl with horns on her head. "Those are what you call a demon girl isn't it" He thinks to himself. The demon girl was talking to Shrek.

Manstar decides to leave to be not seen by Shrek. But Shrek spots him and screams, "Hey you unfunny ass clown, you're one of the people who invaded my swamp aren't you? Who do you think you are?"

Manstar decides to ignore him and continue walking. The demon girl finishes off dealing with Shrek and then teleports near Manstar and says, "Hi, mind telling me what happened with that green pumpkin?"

"Uh not much, Wen sent us to defeat him and turns out there was also someone else who was plotting to defeat him so... yeah we didn't have to do much work." Manstar says.

"Oh wow that was convenient for you. So... you're a Modgod right? What is it like? Cause I'm gonna be a Modgod soon and I'm kinda nervous." The demon girl asks.

"Uh actually I haven't been a Modgod for long, but it does look like some tough work, but there's also a lotta other people who are willing to help you out when you're running low on luck. I'm Manstar by the way. What's your name?" Manstar asks, while walking slowly through the pit.

"I'm lilith, I was brought up by Wen, I assume you know Wen. He's been planning to get me into the whole Helltaker thing." lilith answers.

"Helltaker?" Manstar asks.

"Oh that's what Wen calls the Modgod team. Y'know, cause the pit is basically hell, and taking people to the pit is kinda like a Modgod's main thing." lilith answers.

"Oh, well see ya on some helltaker missions then, I'm sure you'll do great." Manstar says, while running back towards Wen.

Jupiter and Danklovic were already there with Wen and Munchkin. Manstar joins them. "Hey Manstar, I realised we never formally greeted each other. I'm Danklovic, I was contacted by Wen before to bring the lonely bot to you guys, which was made by Wen by the way, not me." Danklovic says.

"Oh that's cool, I'm Manstar, I'm just.." Manstar gets interrupted.

"I've already told him all there is to you." Jupiter says. Manstar get's confused.

"All three of you are wonderful in one way or another. I declare all three of you as Modgods from now on. Good luck." Wen congratulates them.

"Thanks Wen" Jupiter replies.

"Thanks but I prefer helltaker" Manstar says.

"Oh so I see you've met lilith." Wen points out.

"Yeah I saw her just now. She's cool." Manstar replies.

"That's good. Anyways, I should be going back to doing my stuff then, see ya around. Don't forget to stop by in the christmas festival, I've got a match with, well someone you know." Wen says.

"Yes" Everyone says together.

A FEW WEEKS LATER...

Firecrackers were bursting. Everything was decorated. There was a stage. On the stage was Babar. Behind the stage was a battleground. "Good morning r/memes!" Babar starts giving his speech. "Welcome to the christmas holiday special festival. I hope you all have fun. We will begin the festival with a duel between two of our esteemed upper Modgods. On my left, the funny guy, the fan favourite, the one with way too much sanitiser in his basement, and the one whose cat is always on fire, JIM PICKENS."

Jim enters the battleground, flaunting his beautiful white beard and hair. Standing besides him is his burning cat.

"Of course Jim is accompanied by his fire cat, Cletus! Now on my right, the much talented, and sorta annoying, ATJWen! Wen is accompanied by his creation, the lonely bot!"

Wen enters the battleground, flaunting his big horns. Besides him stood the lonely bot.

"The rules of this battle are simple, you can have one pet each besides you to fight, other than that, preferrably no deaths or any harm to the audiences." Babar takes up his role as the referee. "That's it, let's begin the match, in 3, 2, 1, GO"

Jim flies towards Wen. Wen sets up his bot to attack, but Jim flies upwards midway so Wen gets distracted. Wen soon makes lonely bot fire at Jim, without calling out any commands. Jim dodges the attack, quickly flies behind Wen and charges towards him. Wen turns around quickly. Jim tries going for a double slap with both palms, but Wen withdraws back his head and Jim ends up clapping instead. Then Wen does a backflip, kicking Jim's nuts in the process. Jim flinches.

Jim's cat Cletus spits fireball on lonely bot, but wen signs it to dodge, and then fire its own beam, which Cletus barely dodges. "You have a real cat right? And yet you're using an emotionless bot as your pet? How pathetic" Jim says to Wen.

"My cat doesn't fight, but this bad boy, this kicks butts like football." Wen says, then makes lonely bot fire another hit. Jim barely dodges the attack, then it hits a rock in the background and melts it.

"I'm an American, over here, kicking a football is a penalty" Jim says with triumph, then charges towards lonely bot. Wen signs the bot to attack, but Jim dodges it and then flies behind it, and towards Wen. Lonely bot fires again, but Jim dodges again and gets closer to Wen, almost hitting Wen with the beam. Meanwhile, Cletus charges lonely bot with full flame, and as both lonely bot and Wen were busy dealing with Jim, neither saw Cletus coming. Cletus lands a huge hit on lonely bot and damages it.

"Uh oh, looks like Wen's pet lonely bot can no longer battle, now Wen has to face off Jim and Cletus by himself" Babar comments.

Wen deflects Jim and then runs towards the bot. "LONELY NO!" He screams while sitting on his knees.

"Huh? What?" Jay exclaims from the audiences and stands up from his seat.

"Oh noo he put so much effort into coding that" lilith exclaims from the modgods area in the audiences.

"Eh, it's a bot after all, it's not like some real person died." a Miles Morales looking dude says from the same booth.

"You don't understand Zach, that might've been a bot it Wen still did have emotional attachments to it." A brown fox furry responds. "Why must there be war to begin with? Can't Wen and Jim just make peace?" They felt pity.

"It's not that easy Avian, at some point you need to give colors to your emotions, and it better be sooner rather than after it evolves under the pressure inside the heart." Danklovic says, while taking full fun of the battle. "Wen and Jim are after all friendly rivals." He then smiles.

"That does not look friendly at all to me to be honest." Avian says.

"Hah, your bot did not have perspective of its own, it was bound to your commands. Whereas my cat can think for itself, and it's got my blind spots covered. That is why Cletus won and Lonely bot lost. And that is also why I am superior than you" Jim says boastfully and then flies towards Wen. As he closes in on Wen he quickly flies to the other side of Wen as he knew Wen would try to deflect him, but Wen never did. Jim lands a hit on Wen, and sends him flying far from the bot.

But right before Wen touches the ground, he regains his fighting spirit and rushes towards Jim in full force. Jim dodges him. Wen continues attacking him in quick successions, but Jim dodges all of them. Soon Cletus attacks Wen while he was too busy attacking Wen. Wen barely dodges his flames.

"Hahaha, you almost fell for the same trick a second time, how pathetic of you." Jim laughs. The attack by Cletus didn't deal any damage on Wen, but it did break Wen's momentum of constant attacts. Now it was Jim and Cletus' turn to rapid attack while Wen was the one dodging them while also getting hit by a few. This went on for quite a while.

After dodging many of Jim and Cletus' attacks, Wen finally found a wide enough opening to get behind Jim, and hold him from behind. This made Cletus unable to attack too as Jim was in the way. Then Wen tossed Jim to the ground.

"Game over, I think Jim has been dealt enough damage on. The winnoer of this match is, ATJWen. And with that we conclude our opening ceremony, but stay tuned for the real deal that is the rest of the festival. Have fun everyone." Babar announced, and everyone disassembled from the battlefield.

As Catawan was getting out of the area, she saw Sully. "Hey, haven't seen you in a while, where you been?" She asks.

"Nothing much, I retired from Modding, maybe that's why you haven't seen me." Sully said casually.

"What? Why? What happened? All of a sudden when you were one of the most able mods in the team?" Catawan asked in shock. Sully did not respond. "Is this related to what Jay said?" She adds.

"Oh no no, nothing about that, I just haven't been feeling it I guess, not much of a reason. Anyways, see ya around.

For the next couple days, there was always some fun event happening, all organised by Babar. He also used his mod powers to play music all throughout the party. It was always the same music, Brandon Stark's Kanton Instrumental. But regardless of how many times everyone had heard it, no one ever got bored of it. It was almost as if the song had magical powers. During this time, a lot of new friends were made, and a few lost too. One person who wasn't in the parties though was Wen. He had not come out of his cave since his bot died.

Among all the people partying, Thanos could be seen too. The party was not one to discriminate without the more powerful and the lesser. It wasn't one to discriminate people based on their past beefs. Loader walks up to Thanos and asks, "Hey Thanos, I've been wanting to ask you something, but I couldn't because we've been enemies for so long, but since everyone's so chill in this party, I feel like this was the right time to ask you this. How did you get the green card?"

"As a fellow holder of one of the four cards, I sense that you too are in the quest for all four cards in your possessions. But I don't understand, why are you asking me? The yellow card is supposed to give you eternal knowledge, yet you are unaware of something?" Thanos asks.

"The yellow card only raises memory and intelligence, and also raises curiosity. I cannot know information I was never exposed to in the first place." Loader replies.

"Why should I tell you though? What will I get?" Thanos asks.

"I'll tell you all I know about the red card, even though I know it will lead to destruction." Loader answers.

"Why are you so willing to though? What will you gain even if I do tell you about the past?" Thanos asks.

"As I said, I'm very curious, also, my friend had a vision about you, going on the quest to acquire the red card, and I assume whatever I do, my actions won't change the predetermined future. Plus learning about your quest will also help me learn about you, which I will later use against yourself to prevent you from acquiring the fourth card, as the vision only said you'll go on its quest, never said you will succeed." Loader replies.

"Fine, I'll tell you, I found the green card, none other than in this planet. The protector of the card called himself Batman. He was very well known and loved among the people here. When I went to him to acquire the stone, he tasked me to be atleast a minute level of liked on my own, without assistance from the card. I... hmmf, there was a boy named Tonito, called himself Tonito-C. I learned that he wasn't really liked among many people, one of the most prominent of his haters being none other than Jim. And then I knew what I had to do." Thanos says.

"You plotted against Tonito and got him killed." Loader says in a heavy tone. "Ugh, the depth you would go, but anyways, now as per my part of the deal, the fourth card is the red one, and the power it gives is... the power of love."

At some other point in time during the party, Jim gets attacked by Satan. "What the hell Satan? My rival was Wen, who already defeated me fair and square, tf do you want now?" Jim asks.

"I know, but I wanted to humiliate you from my own hands, I wanna make you see yourself losing all the Jimps you have, because the entire concept of it is fucking stupid." Satan replies.

"Wait, so you think the concept of Jimps is stupid, but attacking me out in the wild because of something that has nothing to do with you isn't stupid?" Jim asks. "Satan what the hell?"

"Uh yes?" A second satan arrives on the spot. "Uh wait a minute, that ain't satan, I'm satan. Who tf are you?"

"I am satan, but spelled differently, it's s-8-t not s-a-t-a-n" The other satan says.

"That's so stupid I won't even guilty for kicking your ass." Jim says, and then literally kicks s8n miles away.

In all the partying, one dude, named Brug, became real favourite of the people around real fast, and another person, Merp made some friends too.

And then, it was christmas day. On that day, people got to see a familiar face again, Wen, and Wen was holding the new and improved lonely bot. "This bot was never an exhaustive project, I could always do more modifications to it and make it better" Wen says. "Anyways, merry christmas everyone, I have something special for all, well most of the helltakers as your christmas present. I still have some leftover prize money left from kicking Jim's butt, after I spent most of it in the bot. And now Imma use the rest of the money to to add the nitro feature to yall's powers. Well atleast to everyone I know and doesn't already have it."

As Wen was giving the nitro feature to everyone, Stabcrafter didn't get it as Wen wasn't familiar with him. That made Stabcrafter kinda salty but he didn't want to show it. And when Wen was about to give Manstar nitro, he notices that he was already been given an extra nitro by White Cat. Everyone thanks Wen and wishes merry christmas to each other.

Soon Babar starts his speech, "Hohoho, Merry Christmas everybody, I hope all of you are having fun in the parties. Now for the christmas present, I'll be answering some of the most asked questions. So, the first question I'll be answering is, did I create the r/memes verse? Or did Patrick make it? And the answer is simple, I created it, by making Patrick do it, yes that's it. Now the second question I'm asked a lot is... what is the upper Modgod realm like? Well Imma say it, it's no fun. There's always drama, and we have to deal with power hungry people from upper modgod realms from other universes. So basically, it's not perfect, but however it is, it's something I can call, home." Then Babar touched some other topics.

Jay then gets up and leaves for upper Modgod realm, constantly playing Babar's lines, "it's something I can call home" in his head.

In the party there was one raptor looking fella and his name was well, Raptor. He created a machine that makes christmas hats for everyone, for all sizes, and even for people with horns. So he became quite popular among the people too.

The christmas day ended, but the party continued going. When messing around, Loader bumps into an Indian looking dude. "Oh I'm sorry."

"No problem.. woah wait, are you a bot? Such sentience from a bot... you're a really well developed one, I can sense it." The guy says. "I'm Brij by the way, a new Modgod. would you.. mind talk about yourself for a while?"

Loader's yellow card started shining in his pocket. "Sure" he says.

"I wanna meet the person who created you, I can learn so much from them." Brij says.

Loader takes out the yellow card from his pocket, which was shining very brightly. "I found it" He says.

"Found what? What is that?" Brij asks.

"The yellow card, it gives you immense intelligence. The person who gave it to me said that I'm not fully worthy of its full powers, but he trusted me that I'll find the person who is. Now that the card is shining like this, I think it's you" Loader says.

"Uhh okay wow, I don't think I'm worthy of it at all, you're probably mistaken." Brij says.

"I am never mistaken. You will take good care of it. But remember, with the possession of the card, comes the curse of knowing the dark future of the universe. And no, it cannot be reversed." Loader says that, and then hands the card to Brij. As soon as Brij takes the card from him, he becomes really derpy and doesn't care about shit anymore and just becomes dumb overall.

"I don't believe that, I believe if we try hard enough, we can definitely change the future, our actions do matter. And I'll do everything I can to prevent the dark future." Brij says. "Thank you Loader, I'll take good care of the card."

Meanwhile in the upper Modgod realm, "STOP BOTHERING ME WITH YOUR STUPID POLITICS." A bald man with a magestic beard screams, as a portal closes. "NEVER RETURN HERE".

An emo looking guy was looking from a distance, and he says under his breath, "Oh Master Ninja"

Soon it was new years eve. Everyone started doing the countdown together, "10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... HAPPY NEW YEAR" And just like that, it was 2021.

"New year, that marks the beginning of the foretold dark era. But I will do everything I can to prevent it from happening." Brij says to himself.

In the upper Modgod realm, The emo boy hears Master ninja's grunts. "Master ninja" he gasps with a shocked face, and then rushes towards his throne, where he sees Ninja, lying on the ground, covered in blood, The emo boy walks to him, picks up his blood covered crown from his head, and puts it on his own head. As blood rolls down his face, he sits on the throne, and says, "I will not fail you, Master OMFGNinja".

THE END OF VOLUME 1

THE HELLTAKERS AND R/MEMERS WILL RETURN IN VOLUME 2