Wichtel

About him

Someone who exists and has Rick Astley as his Profile Picture. He frequently eats kids, boils them, or brutally but cutely slaughters them.

History

He was born at an extremely young age. This is not normal since kids are usually born when theyre 3 years old. He existed for 3 years until he existed for another 5 years. When he was 11,69 he ate his first child, because his dog used to eat mice. He then got superpowers to produce child boilers. And so he did. He boiled children. He still does to this day. So if you hate your child and its atleast a minute old, call 1-800-i-will-boil-your-annoying-ass-kid-cause-it-a-fucking-failure.