PouchCotato

Description
PouchCotato is a degenerated member of r/memes discord server who can be found lurking in #general and #homework-help. Since he has no life he can almost always be found online and if you ping the homework helpers he will come forward with the worst explanations you've seen. He admires Suzuya Juuzo and will be pleased were you to send him a gif or a picture of him. It is not advisable to talk to him about chemistry unless an hour long rant is desired where he describes how "utterly garbage" the subject of chemistry is and complain about having to study at school even though he chose it in the first place.

Chess
He likes to play chess online and go to r/anarchychess to laugh at the same joke reposted several times slightly differently. Feel free to hit him up for a chess game (his preferred time control is 10+0) but beware, he's 1100 on chess.com, so he might make it to move 6 before hanging his queen.

Currently known openings: Caro Kann, Vienna Game

Video Games
He likes to play video games occasionally but will have periods where his gaming activity shoots up.

Counter Strike: Global Offensive
He is a silver 1 noob in CS:GO and likes to blame it on his system and internet. Once upon a time tried to get good but gave up very quickly. His favourite map is Inferno.

Brawlhalla
He is better at brawlhalla than he is at CS:GO being a mid gold. He has sunken 350 hours of his life into the fire pit of hell known as multiplayer 2D fighting games, raging a lot in his bronze and silver days. Mains [https://www.brawlhalla.com/legends/kaya/#:~:text=When%20Kaya%20was%20six%20she,to%20befriend%20the%20wooly%20mammoth. Kaya] and swears he is not interested in her yet suspiciously buys goldforged for her and all her weapons. He swears it's only because he can't play anything else. Either way, his brawlhalla days will be over once the bow gets nerfed.

Runescape
After having played multiplayer FPS and 2D platformer fighting games he wished to torture himself with the RPG genre and sunk his teeth into Ruescape. After having saved data for a month to download it on Steam he didn't spend more than 20 hours on it and his Runescape experience ended as quickly as it started.

Physics and Math
He is interested in physics and mathematics as long as it's within his domain of knowledge. If it is not he will attempt to either leave the discussion or pretend to know about the subject with surface level knowledge and attempt to one up the other person with it.

Chess tournament
He participated in the last iteration of the chess tournament on the server organized by Ashar, apparently Davis's brother. He made it to the semi finals of the first day with his 1100 skills, but got absolutely demolished by a 1600 player (LordAkali). Game can be found here.

Discord Nitro
He currently has nitro due to Jay declaring that "whoever keeps the chat alive the longest gets nitro maybe". PouchCotato, with a feat of having no life, kept the chat going for about an hour and a half, leading to him winning the nitro and not touching the server for a week from the trauma.

The Puzzle Event
PouchCotato also participated in the puzzle event, leading up until level 7 where he got stuck before everyone caught up. He ended up giving up at level 12 due to fundamental needs like eating.

Mod
He became mod as part of the Gay Batch on July 1st.

Puzzle event v2
Not being satisfied by losing sanity once, he also took part in Puzzle Event part 2 as a puzzler again. The second edition was a lot stricter with rules and no one was able to solve it completely, although one did get close. PouchCotato ended at level 9, having been stuck at level 6 for more than 5 hours.